so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck
personally i really like the new inbox icon
You’re still only human.
"Say, Tom here is having a romantic evening with a gal. What would impress her more than lighting the fireplace with the snap of your fingers?"
Wilberforce Falls on the Hood River in Canada
National Geographic | January 1986
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”